The Long Nineteenth Century

From the enragées to the dreyfusardes.

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Anonymous asked: nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.

gwathdring:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

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Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c

ok.

Allegedly, this is an idiom in the vein of “kiss my ass” so while it is a bit rude it is isn’t sexual.

That said, it’s still a great joke and I’m not sure the initial comment merits a more serious response so it’s completely appropriate. :)

I know it means “kiss my ass” and has nothing to do with actual ass-licking but Mozart was famously fond of scatological humor, so I agreed with the spirit of the post.

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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

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Anonymous asked: nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.

shitrichcollegekidssay:

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Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c

ok.

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squonkhunter:

We all handle stress in different ways. Apparently Mozart would pretend to be a cat. He did this when he was bored, too. And in public. It was argued he was possibly ADHD.Anyone who says classical music is boring just hasn’t researched it enough. Come to the whacky side. We get frunk off cognac, stick our heads in our wives’ boobs and purr.

squonkhunter:

We all handle stress in different ways. Apparently Mozart would pretend to be a cat. He did this when he was bored, too. And in public. It was argued he was possibly ADHD.
Anyone who says classical music is boring just hasn’t researched it enough. Come to the whacky side. We get frunk off cognac, stick our heads in our wives’ boobs and purr.

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