lovecraftian capitalist threesome …fine. I mean, I *do* have three student loan providers.
zesty robot cunnilingus
gay library barebacking
Sorry about the pagan orgy
kinky campfire love story …I think I’ve written one of those….
Existential Zombie Eye Sex.
minim-calibre liked this gay fairy striptease. i’m cool with that tbh
now with more assassin barebacking ….listen, I came here to have a good time, and I’m honestly feeling so attacked,,,
awkward dentist femslash
historically accurate communist cunnilingus
potentially deadly elfin orgy …and this will be my band name forever and ever, thank you
implied seaside fluffwhy’s it have to be just implied why can’t that be the whole thing
dryadgurrl reblogged this from dsudis and added: “canon-compliant summer camp”I’m… VERY confused by this.
Sorry about the supermarket aftercare
self-indulgent library spanking…I cannot argue with that.
fishbeholder liked this sentimental mathematical spanking I mean…
self-indulgent wizard aftercare
Strictly platonic equine masturbationHunh.
Circus sexytimes
gratuitous circus shenanigans (accurate)
semi-public, all-american facefucking …yeah. okay.
inexperienced alien oc’s yup. accurate
Soft core cannibal OC’sWell, yes.
schmoopy vegan shenanigans sounds pretty accurate to me (except I’m vegetarian, no vegan)
seductive velociraptor sexytimes …I’ll take it. :D